I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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