I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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