Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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