I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
When are your genitals available?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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