too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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