She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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