I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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