I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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