Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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