Swine flu. Run for my life!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
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I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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