thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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