she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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