Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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