dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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