After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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