You really coming over, don't trick.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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