Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Ketchup is God's man juice
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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