i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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