haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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