I am in a vortex of obligation.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
In America we eat man semen.
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but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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