i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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