he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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