oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.