I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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