I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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