The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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