Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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