i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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