Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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