Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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