Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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