I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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