Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Ketchup is God's man juice
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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