i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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