Having a random hookup so left but love u
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
