hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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