Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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