i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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