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That's how twitter works, right?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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