You work out of a Hotel?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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