just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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