Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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