I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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