She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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