i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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