grinding to god bless the USA? really?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.