talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey