I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.