Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.