i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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