i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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