"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
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summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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