So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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