so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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