I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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