Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You are the jesus of drinking
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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