Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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