i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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