the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
