it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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